Last buyer when the clock hits zero takes the whole vault. Buy early and skim dividends off everyone after you.
Ten percent.
Monthly. Guaranteed.
Adele Spitzeder paid her old investors with her new ones and declared it a bank. We do the same but the ledger is public, the code is open, and we told you it’s a Ponzi.
Deposit ETH → mint gulden → earn dividends off everyone who follows. When the clock runs out, the last depositor takes the vault. Pray it’s you.
Choose your ledger
Volume Leaderboard
Every window competes on the number of deposits. Free to list, rated on volume. Busier your community, the higher your token sits.
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Top Players
Every wallet, ranked. Put in the most, win the most, or earn the most off everyone who follows.
Most ETH put in
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Franchise the bank: put your token at its own deposit window and let the oldest trick in finance market your project.
Free to list
No window opening fees. A curated launch where we screen liquidity and vet tokens before going live.
Deflationary by design
Every deposit market-buys your token for dividends; a 5% burn sends supply to a dead address. Buy pressure and burn, on autopilot.
Ranked by volume
Windows compete on the public leaderboard. More play pushes your token higher, drawing more eyes.
Any token with routable liquidity on Robinhood Chain - a meme, a community coin, your own launch.
A GULD room that pays dividends in your token. Every ETH deposit buys it and burns 5%.
The clock ticks, dividends drop, ranks climb - a game that markets your meme.
Franchise the bank
Bring the liquidity. We’ll open the window, and your community does the rest.
Curated today, self-serve soon · free to list · rated on volume · same rules for every window.